Captain Turfbeard's Kraken-powered football analysis

A detailed cartoon of a pirate captain and a kraken looking at a football tactics board.

Welcome aboard shipmate! Scroll down to begin...





How does it work, I hear ye ask?
Train the Kraken's 9 brains on past results...

kraken training

Send the Quartermaster on a scouting mission to gather the latest tavern gossip...

tavern gossip

Get the captain's final orders!

captain order

This be for entertainment and pirate bragging rights only, savvy? No wagering yer pieces of eight based on these whispers!







Step 1: Load the coffers

plunder



Step 3: Scan the Horizon

plunder